Hey, Get this...
Woke up early to get some much needed computer work done.
Computer on, ready?
Will not go online.... reset the router... still not online....
checking cords.... ???
Where is the cord from the router to the computer?
Woke my sleeping son -
Are you the reason I can't get online? Do you have my cord?
His response... "Yeh, I was at my friend's house last night and we needed it for our game. I have it here in my room, would you like me to put it back right now?"